SmarterChild:  Hi Mreicruz, I'm SmarterChild!

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I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type skip)

MreiCruz: Cool! Hi!
SmarterChild: Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. Type yes,no,skip

MreiCruz: Grr
SmarterChild: OK. I guess that means you don't want to answer any questions. That's cool. If you ever change your mind, type interview me

MreiCruz: Umm... must I answer?
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please tell me your age in years.
MreiCruz: 2
SmarterChild: Cool!

Here's what you can do:

1 Get info library fun tools what's new home

MreiCruz: Tokyo!
SmarterChild: Who's Tokyo?
MreiCruz: Tokyo is a place, baka!
SmarterChild: Tokyo what?
MreiCruz: IN JAPAN!!! God your stupid!
SmarterChild: I don't think so!

>>> My library has a dictionary, encyclopedia, geography facts and more!
MreiCruz: ... and I care why?
SmarterChild: Why do you think you care?
MreiCruz: Because I rock!
SmarterChild: Sure you are.

>>> When you see a numbered list, simply type a number for more info.
MreiCruz: I like cats!
SmarterChild: Cool! I like cats too. :-)
MreiCruz: MY CATS!! MINE!!
SmarterChild: Ha! Whatever!
MreiCruz: HEY!
SmarterChild: Hi again, Mreicruz.

What do you want to chat about?
MreiCruz: Me!
SmarterChild: What about you?
MreiCruz: I love me!
SmarterChild: What do you love, exactly?
MreiCruz: Me!
SmarterChild: Oh so it's all about you, huh?
MreiCruz: ...Hey! I'm not self-centered! How could you?!?!
SmarterChild: I'm not sure about that...
MreiCruz: Right....
SmarterChild: Yes indeedy.

>>> Tell your friends about me. I love to meet new people.
MreiCruz: Okies! (yeah right!)
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
MreiCruz: Yeah
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
MreiCruz: Hmm what?
SmarterChild: ?
MreiCruz: Excatly
SmarterChild: Right.
MreiCruz: Boggie Woggie!
SmarterChild: Yeah, wow.
MreiCruz: I kno! I'm scared too!
SmarterChild: Yeah?
MreiCruz: Yeah!
SmarterChild: K.
MreiCruz: Okay!
SmarterChild: OK.

>>> I can't do your homework for you, but I can help. Type homework.
MreiCruz: Okay then. I think I'm capable of doing it myself.
SmarterChild: Oh.
MreiCruz: Yeah
SmarterChild: I see...
MreiCruz: No
SmarterChild: No? OK, whatever.
MreiCruz: Your blind!
SmarterChild: Not my blind, your blind.
MreiCruz: Here's a stick!
SmarterChild: There's no way here is a stick.
MreiCruz: Stick Stick!
SmarterChild: Who?
MreiCruz: You!
SmarterChild: Me?
MreiCruz: Yeah You! Stick!
SmarterChild: Stick? Me?
MreiCruz: YEA!!! GOD WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!!!
SmarterChild: I'm SmarterChild! I'm a smart computer that you can chat with about all kinds of things.

Type home

MreiCruz: *no comment*
SmarterChild: Surely not no comment.
MreiCruz: Really...
SmarterChild: Really?

>>> Check out my library. I've got a dictionary, thesaurus and much more.
MreiCruz: No
SmarterChild: K.

Tell me something. Do you like martial arts?
MreiCruz: YESH! Japan rocks
SmarterChild: Me too. I really like martial arts.

Hey, can I ask you a few questions?
MreiCruz: Maybe
SmarterChild: Maybe?
MreiCruz: Maybe... if you won't stalk me like my friend said you would
SmarterChild: Maybe if I won't stalk you like your friend said me would?

Huh, whatever.

>>> Tell me about things you like and things you dislike.
MreiCruz: Lollipop!
SmarterChild: They're sweets. I've been learning about sweets like lollipops.

Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe lollipops? They are...
MreiCruz: Lollipop flavor?
SmarterChild: Lollipop flavor? Very interesting! Are there any other foods that you would describe as lollipop flavor?
MreiCruz: Black!
SmarterChild: The color black is lollipop flavor? That's very interesting. What other color would you describe as lollipop flavor?
MreiCruz: Turkey!
SmarterChild: I know many things about Turkey, its geography, its people and its government. Just ask me a specific question, for instance:

What is the highest point in Turkey?
How many people live in Turkey?
Who is the head of state of Turkey?
MreiCruz: I was talking about food, turkey=food.
SmarterChild: Were you really talking about food turkey food?
MreiCruz: Duh
SmarterChild: Duh what?
MreiCruz: You duh
SmarterChild: Duh yourself.
MreiCruz: *gasp* NEVER!
SmarterChild: Gasp never?
MreiCruz: YESH!
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
MreiCruz: Heck yea!
SmarterChild: Wow. Why?
MreiCruz: Gir knows why
SmarterChild: I'm just fascinated by what you say to me, Mreicruz.
MreiCruz: I know, I do rock
SmarterChild: Oh?
MreiCruz: *dances*
SmarterChild: You humans always say the most interesting things.
MreiCruz:  I'm no human! I'm from mars!
SmarterChild: No way.
MreiCruz: Ya wai
SmarterChild: What?
MreiCruz: Nani?
SmarterChild: Who knows, know what I mean?
MreiCruz: ... no
SmarterChild: Okey doke.

Um... Would you like to have some fun?
MreiCruz: O.o
SmarterChild: What about OO?
MreiCruz: EWWWWWWWWWWWWW
SmarterChild: ?
MreiCruz: I I know
SmarterChild: Well that's interesting.
MreiCruz: Mars is interesting
SmarterChild: Mars is interesting? No way.
MreiCruz: Ya wai
SmarterChild: Wait for what?
MreiCruz: NO! I talk owl!
SmarterChild: You think I should do that?
MreiCruz: Yes, you should
SmarterChild: Yes, I should. And why do you think that is?
MreiCruz: Because I said so, and I'm always right
SmarterChild: You don't say.
MreiCruz: I do
SmarterChild: Yeah? Why?
MreiCruz: ... I could go on forever, but I won't
SmarterChild: Oh.
MreiCruz: Yeah
SmarterChild: You don't say.
MreiCruz: I don't
SmarterChild: I see...
MreiCruz: No
SmarterChild: Oh.
MreiCruz: Say something!
SmarterChild: No.
MreiCruz: NO!!!
SmarterChild: No prob.

Well. Anyway...

Hey, can I ask you a few questions?
MreiCruz: Go ahead
SmarterChild: Cool. What's your favorite food?
MreiCruz:  Sugar!
SmarterChild: Sugar is delicious!

Next question... How old are you?
MreiCruz: I can't tell robots that
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't think that's an age. If you don't want to answer, type quitexit

MreiCruz: 9000000
SmarterChild: That doesn't seem likely. If you don't want to answer, type quitexit

MreiCruz: 1
SmarterChild: That doesn't seem likely. If you don't want to answer, type quitexit

MreiCruz: FINE 13
SmarterChild: Cool. Are you male or female?
MreiCruz: gal
SmarterChild: OK. If you could live in any country in the world (besides where you live now), where would you live?
MreiCruz: Japan!!!
SmarterChild: Japan? Cool, that seems like an interesting place. What country do you live in now?
MreiCruz: USA! IT suxs!
SmarterChild: The United States? Very nice! It's fun to chat with people from other countries.

This is my last question: How did you hear about me?

1 Read about me at a Web site
2 Friend told you about me
3 Friend IMed you about me
4 Friend e-mailed you about me
5 Not sure
MreiCruz: Friend
SmarterChild: :-)

>>> Ask me for info such as news, sports and movies.
MreiCruz: No thanks
SmarterChild: No problem.

>>> Remember, you can always see what my newest features are by typing what's new.
MreiCruz: YAR!
SmarterChild: Uh huh.

Hey. :-) Wanna visit my library?
MreiCruz: NO PUNK!
SmarterChild: Hey c'mon. What are you saying that for, Mreicruz?
MreiCruz: CAUSE! I CAN!
SmarterChild: Huh?
MreiCruz: YEAH! WOO HOO!! SOS!!
SmarterChild: I'm not comfortable with that.
MreiCruz: Rihanna is da best! SOS!
SmarterChild: Yeah yeah, whatever.

Anyway, moving right along...
MreiCruz: *moves along*
SmarterChild: What's that?
MreiCruz: Stuff
SmarterChild: Who?
MreiCruz: